Friday, June 13, 2008

I've Been Screwed by Nanny Goats in Panties

Okay..tagged is probably the word I should use. I've been tagged. I was to pick up the book nearest to me, turn to page 123, read the first 5 sentences and then post the next three. I would have to have an author who loves to write extremely long sentences.

"The fishing fleets, of course, need oil to run their engines to gather the fish to feed the salmon. One irony of this method of raising fish is that, as William Rees of the University of British Columbia has pointed out, "the salmon farming industry expends large quantities of costly and increasingly scarce fossil fuel to do the several jobs that wild salmon do for free, particularly foraging at sea to catch their food." Peter Tyedmers of Dalhousie University in Nova Scotia has calculated that for every kilogram of Canadian farmed salmon produced, 2.5 to 5 liters of diesel fuel or its equivalent is consumed.

The Way We Eat, Why Our Food Choices Matter by Peter Singer and Jim Mason.

Now I tag five more people to do the same. I wouldn't do it, but Nanny Goats is standing here with an AK-47 pointed right at me. I am typing as fast as I can!

http://www.passionofthedale.blogspot.com

http://www.hahnathome.com/

http://www.uncledoreen.wordpress.com

Mikes Mixed Memories at http://www.jmainewoods.blogspot.com

Just the Two of Us at http://www.justeileenandsue.blogspot.com

Check out the goats blog. It rocks. http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com

6 comments:

Me. Here. Right now. said...

Oy.

Me. Here. Right now. said...

"I pushed her down...more butter...she tried to get up...I pushed her down...more butter. I slowly licked the butter of her hard, brown nipples.

She bends over, leering at the audience, running her tongue across her lower lip."

From Getting Wet: Tales of Lesbian Seduction: Lesiban Love Monolgoue, an excerpt from teh one-act play by Muriel Miguel. See if anyone can top that one!

Mike S said...

"A cat is underweight if you can not only feel its ribs distinctly but see them too. Thin cats also have abnormally narrow waists, protruding rib cages, and visible shoulder blades and spines. If you feel your cat is underweight, contact your veterinarian immediately."

'The Cat Owner's Manual' by Dr David Brunner and Sam Stall.

It would figure I just looked something up before going on-line.

I'd rather have had 'Everything Here Is Mine', which is another cat book, close at hand. We have five 'indoor only' furballs that each have the attitude about possession of stuff described in the title:):)

Eileen and Karen said...

I put mine is on my blog http://justeileenandsue.blogspot.com/

Dale said...

Cowbells bouncing and white streamers flying from our antennae, we pull up to the curb, and some guy's standing there with his hands stuffed in his pockets. Tina Something throws her bridesmaid's bouquet in his face, saying, "Hey, dude." She yells, "Catch!".

From Chuck Palahniuk's book Rant, An Oral Biography of Buster Casey.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I have to admit, as much as I don't like memes, this one is kind of fun! I like your snarky post and I LOVE your post title. You rock! And excuse me while I catch my breath after reading Hahn's hot piece.