My Super Power

I had NO idea that I had super hero powers.  Not until about 1:30 a.m.  It actually woke me up from a deep sleep.

I hurried into the bathroom to investigate this feeling I was having...I never turn on the light as not to disturb my husband.

Now, my next door neighbor's bathroom is directly across from our master bath.  Maybe it is their master bath as well.  I know this because on a quiet day, when the wind is blowing just right..I can hear their toilet flush.  I guess they can hear ours too.

So the second I sat down I farted like I never knew possible, SO LOUD...and the neighbor's bathroom light went on instantly!  I am not kidding.  It was immediate.

How to harness such power..such energy?  For good..or for bad?

My dear husband suggested I light The White House Christmas Tree every year.